Wednesday 23 May 2012

Does the Queen sweat...?

"Her Majesty does not perspire" the Daily Mail boasts in an exclusive on the Queen.

Really? Elizabeth II has turned her back, has she, on millions of years of evolution; shunning one of the biological advantages we have over most other life forms - the ability to sweat? What does she do in the warm weather; pant like a dog or roll in mud like a pig?

Of course she bloody sweats; maybe little in comparison to others but I can assure you that she does sweat. I've no doubt that she also urinates, defecates and enjoys the occasional bouts of flatulence as well. You heard it here first!

And some people pay good money to read this horse shit that the Daily Mail peddles as news? Betty Windsor? Betty Swallocks!
Today's run at 17:11
Distance5.01 kmTime27:47
Pace5:33 min/kmCadence81 spm
Comments: Warm and sunny.

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